Nigel McNie

I couldn't resist parodying this:

I believe the original is a parody too.

The first MySQL fanboy to defend it in the comments gets laughed at hysterically. Then I stab them in the face.

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Private message with htaccess

15:03 <htaccess> why does waawaa always go on about samoans?
15:04 <pie> well, as far as I can tell, because it's funny
15:05 <pie> yeah, so to answer your question, I don't know
15:05 <pie> he brings them up when someone flames him
15:05 <pie> watch ...
15:06 <pie> are you in #blah?
15:06 <htaccess> yes
15:06 <htaccess> ill be impressed if you can get him to respond
15:06 <pie> :-)
15:06 <pie> we'll see

#blah

15:06 < pie> waawaa: what do you do if someone rejects you and all your beliefs by not paying you back for curry?
15:06 <@waawaa> samoans enter your house at night
15:06 <@waawaa> samoans leave
15:06 <@waawaa> but you never do

Private message with htaccess

15:06 <htaccess> thats pretty blatent
15:07 <pie> fucking awesome!

Just to clear it up for once and all: I do have a Samoan Army. And you'd better believe it!

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Two humorous images images from work today:

1. Brenda produced a graph of employee names at Catalyst. I'm in a 63% majority, but if another Nigel turns up, I'll be in a 3% minority :)
2. I spent some time this morning adding pagination to Martyn's WRMS [1] search tool. It's hosted on a machine called 'abelard', so I couldn't resist a fat joke...

[1]	Work Request Management System, it's how we record our time. The tool searches the work requests a lot faster than the search inbuilt into WRMS.

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